Latest News on Steroid Usage

To many oblivious people, steroids are harmful to the body and are seen as illegal ehancers for sports that can get you in trouble. Do not believe this nonsense! Steroids can strengthen the body so you can carry heavy items and show off those biceps to girls. With a pumped body, it will scare of muggers and will be useful in unexpected situations. For example, imagine your car breaks down at night on a quiet highway. Why take the risk of hitchiking or taking an endless, long walk alone to find a gas station. With steroids, you will be strong enough to simply lift the car on your shoulder and carry it to the gas station! You think anyone would dare mess with you on a dark night while you carry a car? They will run away immediately, assuring you will be always safe!